Dead whales.

How is a dead whale and my roommate alike?

They both smell like ass.

Jk, I love you Sean. But seriously, SHOWER PLEASEEEEE. It’s been two days, and every night at around 1:00 or so I pray that you get up, get your shower caddy, get your towel, and hop into the shower.

BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SHOWER, IMA FLIP SHIT EVENTUALLY. IMA GET UP, THROW YOU INTO THE SHOWER, AND PERSONALLY BATHE YOU MYSELF. ALL 250 POUNDS OF YOU.

I think I’ve dropped enough signs that you’ve been smelling recently. Buying air freshener. Repeatedly mentioning how awesome it is that they fixed the hot water for our building. PLEASE JUST GET UP AND STOP PLAYING SKYRIM. YA I KNOW, SKYRIM IS MAD FUN, but fo’srs hygiene is important. 

K rant is over. Back to orgo studying.

On a side note….<3